my poetry was born between the hill and the river

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paperisdue paperisdue Said:

HOORAH. I (secretly) love these things. Thank ya.

1. I write words. 

2. I help college students stay in school.

3. I also teach college writing. I have a lot of jobs.

4. I brag about working all the time, but I’m like way lazy.

5. I still think I’m in junior high. Real life is very confusing without lockers. WHERE ARE THE LOCKERS?!

6. I think (nearly) everyone is attractive. You so purty.

7. I form secret obsessions that go on for decades. Looking at you, Colin Firth.

8. I’m pretty much a dude. Non-emotional, non-cuddle-r… who wears a lot of skirts.

9. I have a list of tumblr/twitter/fb strangers who I’m pretty sure I would be BFFS with if I wasn’t such a weird stalker.

10. Weird stalkers are my favorite.